Sex Machine Bar Soap

Our most popular! Fame, power, wealth, stunning good looks. All of this will come to you and more* when you use this soap. With its aromas of amber, patchouli, cedar, and sandalwood and our non-drying, plant-based soap formula, your skin will feel clean and soft and ready to take on whatever the night throws your way. *if you work your ass off and get reeeally lucky.

Handmade in Michigan

All of our products are: • SLS and SLES-free • Detergent-free • Phthalate-free • Paraben-free • Sulfate-free

5 oz. size